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Hello hello hello. I am young and noninhibited. I look sort of like the devil. Blonde and luxurious, with thighs look like toothpick. My interests include motorcycle.
Are you the right man for me? Do you enjoy dressing up in police costume? Are you close to my age and live nearby? Do you LOVE to get messages on your back and shoulder after a hard day at work? Please write back to me. My ideal date is somewhere long ago. Castles! and princesses!!!! If you want a real princess, send me an email!

If you send me a picture of your penis then I will erase right now and vomit. No please!!!!!
Also, if you cannt rate yourself at least 85/100 in terms of how you rate yourself, don't answer.
I am looking for education and jokes. TALL not fat. Not skinny ears.
Please do not disappoint. I want to fall in love by this beatiful ocean. Please love dog cat racoon iguana hamster & gerbil because I have several.

This is Ulysses S Grant. Please love greal heros of this great country, and of my country too! Noodles!!

FAIL

Dont worry i will found of u 1 right man .

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hey, i'm HaZeM 21yrs...studying dentistry in MSA. looking 4 serious relationship :D

you always say the right thing

being single hurts but if u got broken heart it will never wounds

straight to the point

hi ay wa7da te7ebb el sex te3melly add 3ala emaily ramyelrefaxxx@yahoo.com....ana men alex..

i use protection

Looking for a steady safe relationship with a nice lady....

KINKY

Hi i m ahmed and residing in dubai, need to visit saudi on a regular basis,,,since i dont have any female frieds there its really hard to live ...so i m trying to meet someone who is really naughty and friendly to strt with

apparently not.

I'm serious in my relationship

deep.

Do Love Comes Before Marrige Or After It? -
In My Opinion Love Comes In Both Ways But Maybe The Ideal Love Is Before Marrige

burn

Do u sometimes toss&turn in bed thinkin y ur still single ?

facebook: the perfect medium to find your conservative muslim wife

Assalam Alaikum, I am nice guy looking for a decent girl for marriage.. feel free to contact me..

desperate

Hi to u..
I m an indian guy, single in jordan, wanna fndship an d dating.
Can u share ur contact no. plz

lesbian overture?

hii ijust wana say that 's my friend is tomboy nd she's looking 4 agirl friend soo tell me if any body can help here

im broke...only free ladies please

Hi to girl, im a single man looking for a single nice
free lady. Well i used to be married and now free, i live in alkhobar
and i come to bahrain every week, im 34 years, have good experiance in
treatn ladies. I love life, like going out, like romance & would
like to get me love.

if u r intrested, add me to ...

straight to the point...almost

friedens.

nothing to do with your boobs, i swear

i found ur smile the only reason to send you, so hi ;)

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hello.. u look so beautiful.. wana b my rfiend?? u live in saudia?

break the ice

I was thinking of what to say but I guess a Hi is good to start. So Hi

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to3brini why ? a beautifull woman like you. come here let me give you a hug and a kiss