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Hello hello hello. I am young and noninhibited. I look sort of like the devil. Blonde and luxurious, with thighs look like toothpick. My interests include motorcycle.
Are you the right man for me? Do you enjoy dressing up in police costume? Are you close to my age and live nearby? Do you LOVE to get messages on your back and shoulder after a hard day at work? Please write back to me. My ideal date is somewhere long ago. Castles! and princesses!!!! If you want a real princess, send me an email!

If you send me a picture of your penis then I will erase right now and vomit. No please!!!!!
Also, if you cannt rate yourself at least 85/100 in terms of how you rate yourself, don't answer.
I am looking for education and jokes. TALL not fat. Not skinny ears.
Please do not disappoint. I want to fall in love by this beatiful ocean. Please love dog cat racoon iguana hamster & gerbil because I have several.

This is Ulysses S Grant. Please love greal heros of this great country, and of my country too! Noodles!!

FAIL

Dont worry i will found of u 1 right man .

standard

hey, i'm HaZeM 21yrs...studying dentistry in MSA. looking 4 serious relationship :D

you always say the right thing

being single hurts but if u got broken heart it will never wounds

straight to the point

hi ay wa7da te7ebb el sex te3melly add 3ala emaily ramyelrefaxxx@yahoo.com....ana men alex..

i use protection

Looking for a steady safe relationship with a nice lady....

KINKY

Hi i m ahmed and residing in dubai, need to visit saudi on a regular basis,,,since i dont have any female frieds there its really hard to live ...so i m trying to meet someone who is really naughty and friendly to strt with

apparently not.

I'm serious in my relationship

deep.

Do Love Comes Before Marrige Or After It? -
In My Opinion Love Comes In Both Ways But Maybe The Ideal Love Is Before Marrige

burn

Do u sometimes toss&turn in bed thinkin y ur still single ?

facebook: the perfect medium to find your conservative muslim wife

Assalam Alaikum, I am nice guy looking for a decent girl for marriage.. feel free to contact me..

desperate

Hi to u..
I m an indian guy, single in jordan, wanna fndship an d dating.
Can u share ur contact no. plz

lesbian overture?

hii ijust wana say that 's my friend is tomboy nd she's looking 4 agirl friend soo tell me if any body can help here

im broke...only free ladies please

Hi to girl, im a single man looking for a single nice
free lady. Well i used to be married and now free, i live in alkhobar
and i come to bahrain every week, im 34 years, have good experiance in
treatn ladies. I love life, like going out, like romance & would
like to get me love.

if u r intrested, add me to ...

straight to the point...almost

friedens.

nothing to do with your boobs, i swear

i found ur smile the only reason to send you, so hi ;)

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hello.. u look so beautiful.. wana b my rfiend?? u live in saudia?

break the ice

I was thinking of what to say but I guess a Hi is good to start. So Hi

cringe

to3brini why ? a beautifull woman like you. come here let me give you a hug and a kiss

the definition of love

The definition of love from person to another make deferents, for me i love more than 2 girls at the same time , but when u decide to merry some 1 , thats called The Signal not LOVE . the signal to belief that u gonna be live happy with this person , and love share few at this point, as simple as it , i would start my love story with my wife , not loving my gf for 6 years then get merry. ( there is no severity of desire and what i left for my merrige life!! ) . now love for me is just emotions runnig all over the body and am not gonna suppression it , i'll follow it . but be sure that the signal will apear in the first of love road . (offcours considering this is true love).
Hope enjoying receiveing signals :D lol

kitkat=true love

am having a break then i'll have my KitKat . :P . what abt u nadia ? u already have KitKat or its too sweet for your teeth . hehehehe

heartache

hi hihi shit i have proplem my gf left me :S o ineed girl :) help my heart :Di h

um. ?

hello what is your manner .

sexy time

hello
add me if u want to sexy chat..

charming

i seen the world nice because of ur eyes. ;)

im convinced

b7ibbik b7ibbik b7ibbik b7ibbik b7ibbik b7ibbik b7ibbik b7ibbik b7ibbik b7ibbik b7ibbik b7ibbik b7ibbik b7ibbik b7ibb

There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!

The weather forecast in Lebanon for the next 4 years is BLUE SKY.

i dont know you but...

smile please.i love u more than chocolate

i dont know you but...

ilove you as you are

a poem...

life without u is like world with no airr
i'm not surprized that all flowers in my garden are jelous from you
i wish i wish i wish. i just wish my wishes comes reality

unfortunate

lucky, very lucky whoever seen your eyes very close

i will wait for you forever. except after you turn 21

hi
im 20 years old,
i love life , and im always happy,
i am serching 4 real love, so
i want to have a date with beautifull girl her age between 17 and 20
u want to have date add me please xxx@yahoo.com


i wait u reply,,,,,,,

um. ?

where can i find ur head ?

i like big butts

hii
nic ass
soo big

peeping tom

YOU ARE VERY HOT AND SEXY
PLUS YOU RELLY GOT AMAZING BODY
how come you dont want me to look?
:P

best pick-up line ever

شرموطة

at a loss for words.

super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

oh. my.

مزززززاااااا وملاك في نفس الوقت ماتتجمع دي الأشياء الا فيكي بس

marry me for my jordanian passport

salam ya ahla libnaniya sukran ala istikbal al sihba thankyou sou much. ana min masr wwa andi jawaz urduni thankyou thank you suo muchh

fail.

u r sssupr sese geeeeelll...!!!

originality

You're one in a million, my most special one;
Your radiant smile is as bright as the sun;
You're smart and caring and have many great charms,
And my heart really sings when you're in my arms.

I'm happy you chose me from all of the rest,
And I'm proud 'cause I know that I got the best.
You're so cute and so sweet, and you glow like a pearl;
I just love you so much, my most wonderful girl!

What do you think gorgeous, do i win your heart?

most convenient mistake of all time

Hi, i had sent you a friend request by mistake. I was looking for someone else, but i appreciate you accepting it. I'll admit i'm happy about making that mistake. well, i hope to get to know you. take care.

Nadeem

MSN: The sexually repressed man's chat forum of choice

Hello.my neme is vedat.ıf you want to speak with me.SPEAK TO MSN
xxx1987@hotmail.com Turkey-İSTANBUL

hope your everyday be happy

hi friend...how are you doing..? happy birthday to you ..and hope all your hopes come true someday....
anyways.............happy birthday and hope you to enjoy your everyday and your next happy year ...........enjoy life...
bye

this is why you should spell check your sleaze

hi hoe r u ?

establish yourself. in my pants.

hi ı am from antkya. ı love lebanon peoples. ı always want to meet with a lebanon person. ı am önder. ı am a social worker. ı would like to meet with you. could you establish yourself. by

what the kids call it these days #2

do u wanna make at duet with me?

i know you want me.

hello.nıce to meed you.kıss you baby:D you are kıss me pıctures:D

"the right man" ON SALE NOW!

hi nadia u r looking for the right man?? ? Uv found him at no xtra charge!!!

although we have never spoken, we should reconnect

long time no msg and no c
wish u r alright honey

even less likely to make masters

Hey,
I have 29 years old, professional (Office Engineer), living and working in London,

My interest in sport, watch movies,,
,,,,,,,,,

i love ur culture. except when it involves ur uncles castrating me 4 try tolk with you. xoxo, imran

Hi Nadia

I am Imran. I am not Arabic but i am interested in the Arabic culture and traditon. I invite you to become my friend on facebook.

bye

i have never met you, but...

i guess,
i loved you..
:)

should have spent the extra 4 minutes on spell check

Hey you...Im going to apologise to you before hand, So i am sorry for writing this message, but it would be a crime for me not too to take five mins out my time and compliment you.........

"Stunning"

Actually....only took me 1 min....but its the thought that counts eh? :)

"no" has many meanings in my language

Hey You....That is sooo rude! We are no officialy friends....yet no hello or nothing! Are friends not meant to talk to each other? i mean...i dont even no anything about you....Care to Share?

hi i am pedophile. u want 2 tolking?

hi I am ali from turkey. I was look your pictures and ı think your face looking like baby face...

least likely to successfully make Master degree

how r u? i hope to become a friend.i'm from egypt,engineering,working in qatar now in an irish company.what about u! waiting ur reply,and i'll go to canada(qc) soon &joing mcgill unvi making master degree ,hope to become a friend

I want 2 tolking only because ur speaking english beautiful

hi nadia ı want to speak you because ı want tto do english practise...can you help me ıf you want help me add me my messenger...xxx@hotmail.com...see you later

Pick meeeeeee...LOL!!!!

Heyy how ru Nadia..how long u been lookin for the right man.. What type of man u after ? Lol

I want 2 tolking only because ur NICE

hello how r u just ı wana tell u u r very nıce ıf u want talk wıth me my numbr xxx cyprus

I'm not a rapist...no no...

wanted to say hi
no no more than hi
where do u live nadia?

A for effort

hi.. your not speak? ı'm not speak ing. ı'm speak arabic..

I have been sexually repressed all my life.

hi how are you...I am from turkey but I am working in riyadh..

I have many friends from Lubnan..also I was in beyrut last two months ago..if you want to give me a chance I want to talk to you...

what the kids call it these days

hey nadia :) vote for me and i'll fix ur house for three weeks :)

when white boys try...

hi there, how are you? do allow a quick question: are you half arabic muslim?

i trust your enjoying the weekend

Respectfully,

Lewis

tolking face 2 face on MSN - IN CAPITAL LETTERS

how are you? my names's sahin.do you meet with me?I WAS BORN IN ANKARA.I WENT TO IMPROVE MY ENGLISH.I WAİTİNG YOUR ANSWER PELEASE.MY MSN'S ADREES xxx@hotmail.com CAN YOU GIVE ME YOUR MSN ADRES?TOLKING FACE TO FACE.

I'm not shallow at all.

just want u ti know tha ur beauty is really special..but hope to find the reall beauty behind tha preety look/...neway..if u are intrested in getn to know each other

I'm not like those other guys...I can almost spell.

We are 'officially' friends.... and as i am having one of those boring days at work.....i thought id message you and say:

You are so absoulety stunning ...

See...i am such a sweetheart arent i? But on a serious notes...i think its really really bad that you are on my friends list and to be very honest we dont know nothing about each other.......

I mean this in the nicest, friendliest way possibble. I am actually being very geniune..... so i dont want you to take this in a wrong way and just think i am another guy 'hittin' on you. That is not my intention.

So heres a nice icebreaker....tell me something about yourself? Age? What do you do? Work? Study? Hobbies? Anything intresting..... Or it doesnt have to be intresting...it can be dull... :)

love 2 be your BFF!!

Hi Nadia u r beautifull, i love to be ur freind pls do write me in my personel id, xxx@hotmail.com I am male from bombay now working in saudi arabia, and love to be ur best and close friend .

with lots of love Taj

you're busted, but I want your friend

I am a student.I am 23 years old.I want your frend.

hi u want 2 tolking?

hello my angel.my names adem.do you want to tolkıng to me? I want to tolkıng.